Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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