If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just cropdusted the office
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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