I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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