Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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