DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.