They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch