When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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