The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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