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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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