It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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