Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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