I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
