and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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