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• (773): View more from Illinois

  In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  $3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.

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  does taste better than andre tho

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!

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• (310): View more from California

  I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"

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• (714): View more from California

  I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!

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