So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices