In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!