Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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