I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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