Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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