that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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