STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Can I color on your dick again?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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