the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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