i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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