Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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