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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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