Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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