i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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