I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just gargled with NyQuil
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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