we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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