the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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