hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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