I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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