This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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