I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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