Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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