Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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