hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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