is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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