Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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