Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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