So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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