He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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