found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I need moral support for this bender
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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