You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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