New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
