talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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