we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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