I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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