Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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