Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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