she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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