its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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