Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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