people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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