what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
